brilliance
very often, people i’m around come up with great ideas that need to be carried out as soon as humanly/divinely possible, or at the very least, recorded. this is that record. nothing is out of bounds, and the very best ideas will be added to the actual posts. enjoy. and if you adopt one of these, please let the world know where you got it–from the very best blog in the ‘verse.
joezissss said
Kris suggested that we go around asking people, say at Walmart or the mall, if they’re against abortion, and that there’s a way to help save lives. we would then take down their names and addresses and phone numbers and emails and take the entire list over to Planned Parenthood or other local place that offers abortions, saying that we had a list of people willing to adopt babies if their mothers would let them live rather than end their lives. +1
joezissss said
movie critics. who listens to ‘em? who needs ‘em? i sure don’t. but who anointed these people to hold sway over the lives of actors and directors alike with nothing to really show their credentials? it seems as though all they really need is a press pass. so, here’s my proposal, even as much as i hate reality tv: get a bunch of the critics together, give them $5 million to audition, hire, direct, shoot, edit, and master a movie, and release it and see how well it does. they’ll have no excuse for poor story lines or holes or bad directing or acting. no complaints about shaky camera work or choppy cuts. and it should equal pure cinematic brilliance, right? if they fail to get nominated for a Golden Globe or Oscar or fail to break the $100 million mark in sales (either/or), they turn in their resignations and find new jobs. whaddaya think?